Miss Understood

December 2, 2007

Dear Ms Watson,

I understand you’re a little miffed that we’re not taking your heartfelt loss seriously and that poor wee Cricket could be lying under a bush, injured, starving, in need of a stiff latte and some botox.

Allow me to extend the olive branch (that’s a metaphor, by the way) (a metaphor is a thing that isn’t what it says it is but kind of represents that thing) (oh forget it – let’s just say I’m being nice) (even though I’m not, really) and wish you all the best in your hunt for your lost chiwawa (sic).

Although I must say the whole thing reminds me of the old joke about the woman putting up posters saying “Lost dog, reward offered” and the little boy wondering if the dog can read… Not sure why. 😉

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4 Responses to “Miss Understood”

  1. Mysterious Dave Mathers Says:

    Wow, you were singled out as heartless mocker of Ms Watson! Okay, you weren’t “singled out” singled out, but you were singled out in a group of bloggers and talk back hosts.

    What a trendsetter… I think Cricket has fled the country and is now back in Acapulco, disguised as a furry cocktail.

  2. audent Says:

    criiiiickeeeeet!

  3. audent Says:

    Cricket…. Criiiickeeeeeet!


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