Everything you ever read about girl cooties is true
November 4, 2008
Or at least some of it.
And in other news, German police search for Audi driven by a muppet.
Normally this wouldn’t be news because almost all Audis these days are indeed driven by muppets. But this isn’t just any muppet. It’s a Muppet, and probably Animal I would say.
“German traffic police have been left looking like proper muppets by a British prankster. An Audi TT with British registration plates has been repeatedly caught speeding on roads in the Bavarian city of Bayreuth. But because continental speed cameras are set up for left-hand drive vehicles, the cameras keep missing the driver’s face.
Instead, they keep capturing clear views of a manic Muppet-like toy which the cheeky Brit has propped up on his passenger seat.”